if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
BECAUSE ALL OF US WOULD DO IT.
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"
I woke up my parent laughing at this
Raise Your Glass (2011) »> Raise Your Glass (2014)
do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard